Too Clumsy to Be Around Fragile Masculinity Shirt • Funny Feminist Tee • Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt (S–3XL)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Light, soft, and quietly expressive — this tee carries a wink and a sigh in equal measure. The simple white canvas puts the message front and center: a bold sans line balanced by a whispery script beneath, the kind of design that reads like a private joke with the world. It layers easily under a cardigan or wears solo with jeans for errands, coffee runs, or low-key get-togethers. Breathable Airlume cotton keeps you cool on warm days; the retail cut and crew neckline keep the silhouette neat without feeling stiff. For someone who laughs at their own two left feet and prefers comfort with a dash of personality, this shirt fits into afternoons at the bookstore, casual workdays, and relaxed nights with friends.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (Bella+Canvas 3001).
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching.
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability.
- Sleeve and neck print options use DTF or DTG for crisp, vibrant designs.
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas, Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP).
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean