"I Try to Say Nice Words But I Just Can't Do It" - Funny Unisex T-Shirt (S-3XL)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, lived-in cotton with a wry sense of humor. This tee wears like a favorite: breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that layers easily and keeps its shape thanks to side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed knit collar. The front features a playful, block-style typographic design in muted pastels that reads like a candid aside — the sort of shirt you reach for when you want to be comfortable and honest. Lightweight and relaxed, it sits neatly at the crew neckline and moves with you through errands, coffee runs, and low-key hangouts. Ethically made and REACH certified, it fits into a wardrobe that values comfort, clarity, and a little dry wit.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathability
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printed sleeve and neck details with crisp, vibrant color
- Retail fit crew neck; REACH certified and ethically manufactured
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean