You Can’t Be Beautiful and Gastrointestinally Stable Mug • Funny Sarcastic Coffee Cup • Humor Quote Mug (11oz/15oz)

Warm, a little bit cheeky, and made for the mornings when you need a reminder that looks like a laugh: this glossy ceramic mug reads “YOU CAN’T BE BEAUTIFUL” in bold patterned letters, with a smaller line beneath that winks about gastrointestinal stability. It’s the kind of cup that sits on your desk and starts conversations — whether you’re nursing coffee after a rough night or sharing a kitchen lap with a roommate who appreciates blunt humor. The bright print pops against the clean white ceramic and the comfortable C-handle makes sipping easy. Comes in two sizes so you can choose the amount of caffeine (or tea) that matches the mood.

This mug belongs in the hands of someone who uses humor to cope, loves a little irreverence in everyday items, and enjoys small, honest moments — morning routines, slow weekend breakfasts, or low-key catch-ups with friends. Bring it out at a brunch when the topics get real, tuck it into a self-care setup for a laugh, or keep it at your desk as a tiny, steady companion during long workdays.

Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with vibrant, crisp print
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Comfortable C-handle for easy grip
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for everyday use
- Lead- and BPA-free, durable construction

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap